Why does every person in the movie know kung fu or some other martial art? Even if they are pasty 97 pound weaklings, a bit of trouble and suddenly they are kung fu pros.

If you lived in Sunnydale and became a vampire, you woke up being an expert martial artist.

Why don’t people just lamp each other in movies instead of making it so stupidly unreal?

And as a sub-genre of this annoyance, isn’t it odd how more and more people have suddenly learned parkour?

The Sherlock Holmes movies was probably the only movie I’ve seen recently where fisticuffs and lamping took place….


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