An occasionally series documenting how my mouth sometimes runs away with me.
The Scene: An unpleasant Saturday Afternoon in Southampton; obviously a home football match day as there are lots of people in football shirts.
One of the said people starts yelling at me:
Football Fan: “Why aren’t you wearing a red shirt, you cunt?”
Me : “Red makes me look fat, although I see that hasn’t stopped you . . .”
Andy whisks me away very, very quickly . . .